Contents
- You Don’t Fall in Love With Tbilisi. It Ambushes You in the Middle of the Street.
- 1. The Sidewalks Will Trip You Before the People Do
- 2. You’ll Get Homesick… for Bread
- 3. It Looks European, Smells Middle Eastern, and Feels Like Nowhere You’ve Been
- 4. You’ll Be Surprised Who You Connect With
- 5. You’ll Love the Chaos… Until You Don’t
- 6. You’ll Try to “Do It All” in One Day… and Fail
- 7. The Baths Will Break You… Then Rebuild You
- 8. You’ll Get Lost… and Be Glad You Did
- 9. Leaving Will Hurt More Than You Expect
- The Goodbye That Sticks
You Don’t Fall in Love With Tbilisi. It Ambushes You in the Middle of the Street.
You’ll fall for the food, get wrecked by the chaos, and stay for reasons you won’t understand until you leave.
The first time I crossed Rustaveli Avenue, I thought I was going to die.
Not metaphorically.
Literally.
A marshrutka barrelled toward me like I’d insulted its grandmother.
The pedestrian light blinked red while people kept walking, and an old lady beat me across the street carrying two bags of tomatoes and zero concern.
That’s the kind of place Tbilisi is.
You mess up, laugh, sweat, eat something you don’t fully understand, and somehow walk away feeling like you belong more than you did five minutes ago.
A few glasses of Saperavi also helps…
I came to Tbilisi after twenty years in Ukraine, thinking I knew what post-Soviet charm looked like.
Guess what? I didn’t.
Tbilisi doesn’t ease you in. It yanks you into its rhythm, part medieval, part techno party, part grandmother who stuffs churchkhela into your bag and force-feeds you wine at 10am.
This isn’t a “Top 10 Things to Do” list. Tbilisi doesn’t work that way.
This is about the weird, wonderful, occasionally exhausting ways this city works on you.
The things you don’t find in travel guides.
The stuff that makes you cancel your return ticket without fully knowing why.
If you’ve been here, you get it.
If you haven’t, buckle up.
Those left-hand-side Japanese taxis are about to give you the ride you didn’t see coming… assuming yours even has seat-belts and the driver doesn’t get offended if you use them.
1. The Sidewalks Will Trip You Before the People Do
The first time I tripped in Tbilisi, I blamed my shoes. The second time, I blamed the uneven sidewalks.
By the third time, I realized the city was just trying to teach me something, humility, or maybe reflex training.
Either way, Tbilisi’s sidewalks are less “footpath” and more “choose your own adventure.”
Between loose bricks, ankle-spraining gutters, and the occasional scooter flying past you like it’s reenacting Fast & Furious 9 (which was actually filmed in Tbilisi), walking here keeps you sharp.
Tbilisi Takeaway: Keep your eyes down, your curiosity up, and don’t assume sidewalks are neutral ground.
This city will trip you, literally and metaphorically, before you find your footing.
2. You’ll Get Homesick… for Bread
I didn’t know I was capable of loving bread until I met Georgian bread. Shotis puri, hot and peeled off fresh from the side of a clay pot oven, is less a food and more a moment of personal enlightenment.
I bit into my first piece on a street corner in Tbilisi, closed my eyes, and forgot what I was saying mid-sentence.
That’s the kind of power we’re talking about.
You don’t leave Georgia thinking about souvenirs. You leave thinking about carbs.
Tbilisi Takeaway: Eat it fresh. Eat it often.
And understand now: no bread will ever live up to it again.
3. It Looks European, Smells Middle Eastern, and Feels Like Nowhere You’ve Been
Tbilisi plays tricks on you. One minute it’s Paris. Turn a corner, boom, Istanbul. Take a few steps and suddenly, a Soviet flashback with a Yerevan vibe.
And somehow, it all fits. No explanation needed.
You’re eating khinkali at a table held together by history and cigarette burns, wondering how this weird little city just made total sense.
The smells? That’s what stays. Roasted chestnuts, wild herbs, incense drifting out of some shadowy chapel.
Tbilisi doesn’t tap you on the shoulder. It gets under your skin, and into your jacket before you even read the street sign.
Tbilisi Takeaway: Stop trying to compare it. Tbilisi doesn’t fit the categories.
That’s what makes it unforgettable.
4. You’ll Be Surprised Who You Connect With
I once had a deeper chat with a fruit vendor in my Saburtalo than with someone I’d dated for three months.
No joke.
It started with figs and somehow ended with him telling me his theory of how time moves slower in Georgia because people drink wine instead of coffee.
Tbilisi has a way of opening up in unexpected places. Not in cubicles or Starbucks, but in bakeries, barbershops, and backgammon games.
Tbilisi Takeaway: Don’t wait for the perfect expat café to “network.”
The best conversations come when you’re just trying to buy tomatoes or puri.
5. You’ll Love the Chaos… Until You Don’t
There’s a kind of beauty to the mayhem here. Cars honk just to say hi. Someone’s always yelling in the street, sometimes for no reason at all.
At first, you think you’ve stepped into a live-action theater.
Then you realize it’s just Monday.
But there will be a moment (or several) when you’ve had enough. When the horns, the heat, and the short-changing at restaurants break you.
That’s normal. Breathe.
Then find a wine bar and let the city apologize with a glass of Saperavi.
Tbilisi Takeaway: Tbilisi doesn’t adapt to you. But once you stop resisting and accept it for what it is, the chaos starts to feel oddly familiar..
6. You’ll Try to “Do It All” in One Day… and Fail
I once planned a day that included a fortress hike, three cafes, two museums, the baths, and drinks at Fabrika by night.
I barely stumbled out of the sulfur baths before flagging the first taxi back to my Airbnb.
Minutes later, I was crashed out on the balcony, stretched across a lounge chair like a passed-out philosopher. The Holy Trinity Cathedral glowed in the distance, quietly stealing the show.
Somewhere below, a cat in heat yowled like it was mocking my life choices.
Tbilisi isn’t built for speed.
It’s built for detours.
The city is like an old friend who’s always running late but somehow makes it worth the wait.
Tbilisi Takeaway: Stop scheduling it like it’s Paris. Let the city surprise you.
The best plans here are the ones that get derailed.
7. The Baths Will Break You… Then Rebuild You
My first sulfur bath was not the soothing soak I expected.
It was hotter than the surface of the sun, smelled like expired eggs, and ended with a man named Zaza scrubbing me like a potato.
I came out red, slightly traumatized, and completely at peace.
That’s the trick. The baths aren’t about luxury. They’re about letting go.
There of control and of everything you thought “relaxing” meant.
Tbilisi Takeaway: Go in raw, come out reborn.
And bring water.
You’ll need it.
8. You’ll Get Lost… and Be Glad You Did
Tbilisi is made to be wandered. I once got lost trying to find a shortcut to the Dry Bridge market and ended up in a courtyard with hand-painted doors, grapevines overhead, and an old woman selling sunflower seeds in reused Coke bottles.
Every twist reveals something. A mural. A story.
A street musician with a saxophone and a questionable sense of pitch.
And all of it is yours… if you just stop trying to navigate.
Tbilisi Takeaway: Ditch the map. Follow your nose… or a cat.
Cats know everything here.
9. Leaving Will Hurt More Than You Expect
You’ll think you’re ready. Your bags are packed. You’ve said your goodbyes.
And then the taxi rounds that curve by Metekhi and the skyline hits you like a breakup text you didn’t see coming.
It’s not just the beauty. It’s what the city did to you.
Quietly.
While you were eating, sweating, laughing, failing, and somehow becoming a little more yourself than you were when you arrived.
Tbilisi Takeaway: Tbilisi doesn’t just stick with you. It insists on being part of your story.
The Goodbye That Sticks
Tbilisi won’t give you the clean, curated travel experience. It gives you something messier. Stranger. Warmer. Realer and Raw.
It gives you a half-burnt khachapuri at 2am and a street concert you didn’t plan to see.
It gives you a moment at a fortress where the light hits just right and you wonder if maybe, just maybe, this chaotic little city knows exactly what it’s doing.
You won’t always understand it. You won’t always love it. But if you stay long enough, it’ll grow on you.
It’s in your stories, in your cravings, and in that strange little ache behind your ribs that shows up when someone says the word “Georgia.”
Have you ever been to Tbilisi?
What were your Tbilisi Takeaways?
If you’ve never been to Tbilisi, what’s got you curious, or holding you back?
This city isn’t what you expect… and that’s exactly why it’s worth it!

David Peluchette is a Premium Ghostwriter/Travel and Tech Enthusiast. When David isn’t writing he enjoys traveling, learning new languages, fitness, hiking and going on long walks (did the 550 mile Camino de Santiago, not once but twice!), cooking, eating, reading and building niche websites with WordPress.